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Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop
 

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