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1.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more

2.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more

4.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more

5.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more

6.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more

7.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more

8.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more

9.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more

10.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

11.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

12.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said.... more

13.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs a... more

14.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more

15.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more

16.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more

17.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more

18.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more

19.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more

20.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more

21.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more

22.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more

23.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more

24.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more

25.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more

26.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract... more

27.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more

28.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to... more

29.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more

30.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor... more

31.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blond... more

32.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more

33.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached ther... more

34.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats... more

35.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade clas... more

36.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on... more

37.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse... more

38.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more

39.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confu... more

40.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more

41.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."The bartender t... more

42.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says tha... more

43.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympat... more

44.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I cant find... more

45.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a... more

46.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks... more

47.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her... more

48.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!... more

49.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.... more

50.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment that s... more





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