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51.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.... more

52.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her... more

53.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."... more

54.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones... more

55.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get so... more

56.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all... more

57.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde jo... more

58.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc... more

59.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde... more

60.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature... more

61.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bath... more

62.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossi... more

63.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more

64.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,... more

65.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blo... more

66.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest... more

67.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and dis... more

68.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and t... more

69.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first... more

70.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy ne... more

71.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yell... more

72.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more

73.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?""Yes""What are you doing at the mo... more

74.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."... more

75.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more

76.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Th... more

77.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more

78.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more

79.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more

80.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more

81.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - Dogs must be carried on this escalator... more

82.   Category: Halloween jokes  0 stars
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he repli... more

83.   Category: Halloween jokes  0 stars
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more

84.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more

85.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serv... more

86.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at thei... more

87.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at thei... more

88.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blo... more

89.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Ar... more

90.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "Whats an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller L... more

91.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and... more

92.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women... more

93.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more

94.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two bs already.... more

95.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught u... more

96.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road... more

97.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothi... more

98.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discuss... more

99.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more

100.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more





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