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1.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,... more

2.   Category: Cowboy jokes  0 stars
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more

3.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more

4.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more

5.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more

6.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more

7.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more

9.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid he... more

10.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!... more

11.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more

12.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What... more

13.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more

14.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when i... more

15.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more

16.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

17.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

18.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y... more

19.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more

20.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star... more

21.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more

22.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske... more

23.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more

24.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not... more

25.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat... more

26.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.... more

27.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more

28.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.... more

29.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s... more

30.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more

31.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road onenight when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it... more

32.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".O... more

33.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more

34.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more

35.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more

36.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more

37.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more

38.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more

39.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Birdwatchingby Jack Daw... more

40.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more

41.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so g... more

42.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g... more

43.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poiso... more

44.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "Thats because ther... more

45.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Boss: "Ive decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the wor... more

46.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more

47.   Category: Easter jokes  0 stars
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont giv... more

48.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more

49.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more

50.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more





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