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1.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more

2.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more

3.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more

4.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more

5.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more

6.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more

7.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more

8.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more

9.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more

10.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more

11.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more

12.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy... more

13.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more

14.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more

15.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more

16.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more

17.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more

18.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more

19.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more

20.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more

21.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... more

22.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more

23.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes... more

24.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Delmer: Howd you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second... more

25.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more

26.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more

27.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it.... more

28.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove... more

29.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful... more

30.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and se... more

31.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more

32.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.... more

33.   Category: Movie and TV jokes  0 stars
Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more

34.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more

35.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more

36.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more

37.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more

38.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more

39.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg... more

40.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more

41.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more

42.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more

43.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more

44.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more

45.   Category: Hunting jokes  0 stars
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, Weve been hunting all day. Weve shot at five deer -... more

46.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more

47.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... more

48.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more

49.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.... more

50.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well hes back in town and wants your new number.... more





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