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1.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Fade Awayby Peter Out... more

2.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt... more

3.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
Fan: Ive always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... more

4.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the... more

5.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for th... more

6.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more

7.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more

8.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won... more

9.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more

10.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more

11.   Category: Pig jokes  0 stars
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!... more

12.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more

13.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more

14.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more

15.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more

16.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more

17.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more

18.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more

19.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more

20.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more

21.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christma... more

22.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more

23.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more

24.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I... more

25.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never b... more

26.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more

27.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more

28.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more

29.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more

30.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more

31.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more

32.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more

33.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more

34.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more

35.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more

36.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more

37.   Category: Bed jokes  0 stars
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more

38.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more

39.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more

40.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in t... more

41.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was tak... more

42.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more

43.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more

44.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!... more

45.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more

46.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because hes got a screw loose !... more

47.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."... more

48.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boile... more

49.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
First cannibal: I cant find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungles full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but t... more

50.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?... more





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