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1.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Garden Water Featuresby Lily Pond... more

2.   Category: Biologist jokes  0 stars
Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more

3.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more

4.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more

5.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th... more

6.   Category: Journalist jokes  0 stars
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive... more

7.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish... more

8.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of... more

9.   Category: Ghost jokes  0 stars
Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer... more

10.   Category: Halloween jokes  0 stars
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more

11.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more

12.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more

13.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t... more

14.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more

15.   Category: Horse jokes  0 stars
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!... more

16.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more

17.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more

18.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.... more

19.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, hes had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so hes decid... more

20.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a compa... more

21.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the... more

22.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."... more

23.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."... more

24.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Id move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. Youve already moved most o... more

25.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Ive played so poorly all day; I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep... more

26.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com... more

27.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."... more

28.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "Its not supposed to be."... more

29.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more

30.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more

31.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more

32.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more

33.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?G... more

34.   Category: Old age jokes  0 stars
Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked fiv... more

35.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more

36.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts... more

37.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.... more

38.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry.... more





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