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1.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi... more

2.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. Its fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went ins... more

3.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s... more

4.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I cant find a shark website....Thats cos youre dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......... more

5.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more

6.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
I cant understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.... more

7.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more

8.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
I dont know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.... more

9.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more

10.   Category: Bed jokes  0 stars
I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more

11.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more

12.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
I dont think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he sai... more

13.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more

14.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more

15.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinfor... more

16.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more

17.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!... more

18.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more

19.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more

20.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more

21.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... more

22.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it witho... more

23.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more

24.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!... more

25.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and its a mammoth task!... more

26.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more

27.   Category: Time jokes  0 stars
I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more

28.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more

29.   Category: E-mail jokes  0 stars
I just sent my first e-mail.Kongratulations!... more

30.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!... more

31.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shift... more

32.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the... more

33.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
I looked into a blondes eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!... more

34.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, Ill only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?... more

35.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.... more

36.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more

37.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now Ive changed my mind.Lets hope your new one works better then... more

38.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!... more

39.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more

40.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more

41.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
I really dont understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After... more

42.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more

43.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said... more

44.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more

45.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more

46.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more

47.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I see youve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dads really going to get the hump!... more

48.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more

49.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more

50.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more





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