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1.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w... more

2.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more

4.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more

5.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more

6.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more

7.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more

8.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more

9.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more

10.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more

11.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more

12.   Category: Bird jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more

13.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more

14.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more

15.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more

16.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more

17.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more

18.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more

19.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more

20.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!... more

21.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more

22.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more

23.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more

24.   Category: Brother and sister jokes  0 stars
Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!... more

25.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more

26.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe... more

27.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more

28.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, Im M... more

29.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more

30.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more

31.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men... more

32.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more

33.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more

34.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!... more

35.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more

36.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more

37.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more

38.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more

39.   Category: Cat jokes  0 stars
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa... more

40.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Little Tommys kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a... more

41.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.... more

42.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal."Theres a human with a gun, and hes getting closer and closer! Wha... more

43.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Looking Forward by Felix Ited... more

44.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin.... more

45.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.... more

46.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget... more

47.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more

48.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same plac... more





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