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1.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft... more

2.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more

3.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Making Snacksby San Widge... more

4.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm... more

5.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm... more

6.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day... more

7.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, Ill just use my finger like everyon... more

8.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it goofing off."... more

9.   Category: Pig jokes  0 stars
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more

10.   Category: Pig jokes  0 stars
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more

11.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more

12.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more

13.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more

14.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more

15.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more

16.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more

17.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more

18.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more

19.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more

20.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more

21.   Category: Banana jokes  0 stars
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees w... more

22.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more

23.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more

24.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
March Into Battleby Sally Forth... more

25.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more

26.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.... more

27.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!... more

28.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more

29.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second yea... more

30.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."... more

31.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more

32.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more

33.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more

34.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more

35.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more

36.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more

37.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!... more

38.   Category: Bath jokes  0 stars
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more

39.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by floode... more

40.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more

41.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more

42.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more

43.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more

44.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more

45.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying glass!... more

46.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a nei... more

47.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more

48.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more

49.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more

50.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Men are like cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.... more





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