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1.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
OConnell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his... more

2.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more

4.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Old English Churches by Beverley Minster... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead... more

6.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on t... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h... more

8.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Lookin... more

9.   Category: Witch jokes  0 stars
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.... more

10.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more

11.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There... more

12.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more

13.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more

14.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps... more

15.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more

16.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
On a narrow mountains road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Be... more

17.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more

18.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif... more

19.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more

20.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more

21.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more

22.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more

23.   Category: Travel and tourist jokes  0 stars
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more

24.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a pers... more

25.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more

26.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with... more

27.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop... more

28.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each oth... more

29.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said,I... more

30.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "Thefemale dormitor... more

31.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: What is the best part of the camp?One wise guy answered, G... more

32.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the... more

33.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began... more

34.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more

35.   Category: Cat jokes  0 stars
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more

36.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more

37.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we w... more

38.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that... more

39.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more

40.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.... more

41.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more

42.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more

43.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.... more

44.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio... more

45.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive... more

46.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him.... more

47.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other... more

48.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more

49.   Category: Christmas jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more

50.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more





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