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1.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more

2.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oim sinkin!" Do... more

3.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish... more

4.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more

5.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst... more

6.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more

8.   Category: Telephone jokes  0 stars
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody... more

9.   Category: Cow jokes  0 stars
Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more

10.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more

11.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more

12.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more

13.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more

14.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run... more

15.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more

16.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more

17.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more

18.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more

19.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more

20.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more

21.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more

22.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more

23.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more

24.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more

25.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more

26.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more

27.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more

28.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more

29.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more

30.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more

31.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more

32.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more

33.   Category: Teeth jokes  0 stars
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.... more

34.   Category: Face jokes  0 stars
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more

35.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more

36.   Category: Dentist jokes  0 stars
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more

37.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I dont tip, either.... more

38.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more

39.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more

40.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more

41.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more

42.   Category: Waiter jokes  0 stars
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more

43.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was as beau... more

44.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."... more

45.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when hedecided to stop and sit at a Palm Readers table.Said the mysteriou... more

46.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more

47.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh... more

48.   Category: Hair and bald jokes  0 stars
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more

49.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more

50.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more





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