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1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... more

2.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.... more

3.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more

4.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more

5.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more

6.   Category: Firefighter jokes  0 stars
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more

7.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... more

8.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more

11.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more

12.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more

13.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi... more

14.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more

15.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more

16.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.... more

17.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... more

18.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone... more

19.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more

20.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more

21.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he pro... more

22.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.... more

23.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bot... more

24.   Category: Firefighter jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more

25.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.Its cloged up with paper plates.... more

26.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.... more

27.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.... more

28.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more

29.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more

30.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more

31.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more

32.   Category: Dance jokes  0 stars
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!... more

33.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more

34.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the bl... more

35.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more

36.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more

37.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more

38.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey... more

39.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer...."... more

40.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didnt come back from the photo store?A. "Some day my prints will come!"... more

41.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more

42.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."... more

43.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.... more

44.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more

45.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more

46.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.... more

47.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more

48.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more

49.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer...... more

50.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.... more





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