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1.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for... more

2.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with he... more

3.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters birthday and he hadnt bought her a present. He... more

4.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
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5.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
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6.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
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7.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
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8.   Category: Heaven and hell jokes  0 stars
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more

9.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on... more

10.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fe... more

11.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husb... more

12.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth... more

13.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Se... more

14.   Category: Computer jokes  1 stars
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more

15.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Ref: Im sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!... more

16.   Category: Sport jokes  0 stars
Ref:Im sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !... more

17.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Regardless of what you may hear, theres still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time the... more

18.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.The alcoholic has to attend meetings.... more

19.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Repairing Old Clothesby Fred Bare... more

20.   Category: Journalist jokes  0 stars
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: Youre too late - its already been done.... more

21.   Category: Journalist jokes  0 stars
Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.... more

22.   Category: Journalist jokes  0 stars
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it.... more

23.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more

24.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pre... more

25.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey g... more

26.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats... more

27.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.... more

28.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... more

29.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats dont either, as long as... more

30.   Category: Political jokes  0 stars
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.... more

31.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executives wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his se... more

32.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executives wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his se... more

33.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandsons teacher: No, but Ive been fishin... more

34.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the coun... more

35.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She t... more

36.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at... more

37.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more

38.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and sa... more

39.   Category: Bath jokes  0 stars
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more

40.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more

41.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Romantic Remembranceby Valentine Card... more

42.   Category: Bicycle jokes  0 stars
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... more

43.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Ropin and Ranchinby Larry Yett... more

44.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin... more

45.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Whyd you put tha... more

46.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It... more

47.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more





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