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1.   Category: Clinton jokes  0 stars
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the... more

2.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from th... more

3.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget i... more

4.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.... more

5.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."Salesman: Havent you ever heard o... more

6.   Category: Salesmen jokes  0 stars
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.... more

7.   Category: Bus jokes  0 stars
Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more

8.   Category: Dead and dying jokes  0 stars
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more

9.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!... more

10.   Category: Birthday jokes  0 stars
Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more

11.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more

12.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more

13.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more

14.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more

15.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more

16.   Category: Spelling jokes  0 stars
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.... more

17.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more

18.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
School Meals by R. E. Volting... more

19.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more

20.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more

21.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more

22.   Category: Ethnic jokes  0 stars
Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agents hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the h... more

23.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy."Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is... more

24.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Seaside Treatsby Rhoda Donkey... more

25.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Seasons Greetingsby Mary Christmas... more

26.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more

27.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more

28.   Category: Old age jokes  0 stars
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was a... more

29.   Category: Firefighter jokes  0 stars
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that l... more

30.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle."Thats no problem... more

31.   Category: Burger jokes  0 stars
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more

32.   Category: Old age jokes  0 stars
Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more

33.   Category: Business jokes  0 stars
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel directors office. "What is the meaning o... more

34.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more

35.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more

36.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more

37.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday... more

38.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.... more

39.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "... more

40.   Category: Bed jokes  0 stars
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more

41.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more

42.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more

43.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking... more

44.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Shes so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.... more

45.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more

46.   Category: Beauty jokes  0 stars
Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more

47.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Shingles were loose on Pennocks roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why dont you mend the roof... more

48.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats... more

49.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!""But sarge, thats a hydrant!... more

50.   Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more





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