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1.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more

2.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more

3.   Category: Judge jokes  0 stars
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more

4.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more

5.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face... more

6.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette... more

7.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

10.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more

11.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more

12.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more

13.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more

14.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more

15.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more

16.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more

17.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more

18.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more

19.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more

20.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more

21.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more

22.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more

23.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more

24.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more

25.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more

26.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more

27.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more

28.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more

29.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more

30.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more

31.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more

32.   Category: History jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more

33.   Category: Elephant jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more

34.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more

35.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"... more

36.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more

37.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!... more

38.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more

39.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more

40.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more

41.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g... more

42.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more

43.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more

44.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more

45.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more

46.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more

47.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more

48.   Category: Internet jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more

49.   Category: Letter jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred... more

50.   Category: School jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more





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