YO MOMMA SO FAT JOKES
| Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! |
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| Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " | |
| Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! | |
| Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" | |
| Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. | |
| Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator! | |
| Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! | |
| Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family. | |
| Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! | |
| Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! | |
| Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. | |
| Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. | |
| Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! | |
| Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! | |
| Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! | |
| Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! | |
| Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! | |
| Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! | |
| Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." | |
| Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. | |
| Yo momma so fat we're in her right now. | |
| Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. | |
| Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. | |
| Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. | |
| Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her | |
| Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. | |
| Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!" | |
| Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! | |
| Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" | |
| Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" |
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