YO MOMMA SO FAT JOKES
| Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight. | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it. | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she got it goin' on... and on and on and on | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up a sofa | |
| Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test | |
| Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes | |
| Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion | |
| Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn." | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense | |
| Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs | |
| Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock." | |
| Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale. | |
| Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back | |
| Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet |
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