YO MOMMA SO FAT JOKES
| Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. |
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| Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. | |
| Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! | |
| Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller | |
| Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. | |
| Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th | |
| Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too | |
| Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." | |
| Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! | |
| Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please." | |
| Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. | |
| Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! | |
| Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! | |
| Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! | |
| Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! | |
| Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... | |
| Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. | |
| Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! | |
| Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the good side! | |
| Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose | |
| Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! | |
| Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! | |
| Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! | |
| Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! | |
| Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! | |
| Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo | |
| Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! | |
| Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! | |
| Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock | |
| Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out |
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