YO MOMMA SO FAT JOKES
| Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! | |
| Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! | |
| Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! | |
| Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. | |
| Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping | |
| Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets | |
| Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas | |
| Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her | |
| Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips | |
| Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones | |
| Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through | |
| Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps | |
| Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes | |
| Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs | |
| Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket | |
| Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back | |
| Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth | |
| Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures | |
| Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard | |
| Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles | |
| Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl | |
| Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it | |
| Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" | |
| Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow | |
| Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide | |
| Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks | |
| Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts | |
| Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet | |
| Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship | |
| Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth |
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