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Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar
Yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt
Yo momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck
Yo momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt
Yo momma so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
Yo momma so fat she has TB ... 2 bellys
Yo momma so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady
Yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9
Yo momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
Yo momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
Yo momma so fat she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding
Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."

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