YO MAMA SO FAT JOKES
| Yo mama's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning | |
| Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her | |
| Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop | |
| Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste | |
| Yo mama's so fat, her favorite food is seconds | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?" | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings | |
| Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies | |
| Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear." | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections | |
| Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road | |
| Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones, " she got the part as the big rolling ball. | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay." | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate | |
| Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her | |
| Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg | |
| Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them | |
| Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham | |
| Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy |
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