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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more

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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more

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How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more

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Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more

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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more

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What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more

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What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more

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What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more

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What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!... more

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What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!... more

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What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more

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What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more

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What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more

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What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more

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What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more

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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more

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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more

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What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more

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Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more

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When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more

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Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more

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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more

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Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion?Tanto... more

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Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more

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Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more





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