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"Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more

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"Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more

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"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more

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"Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more

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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more

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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more

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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more

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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more

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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more

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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more

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A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more

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A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more

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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more

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A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more

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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more

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A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more

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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more

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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more

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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more

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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more

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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more

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A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more

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According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more

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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more

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After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more

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After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more

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After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more

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Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the f... more

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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more

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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more

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An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more

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An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more

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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more

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An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more

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An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more

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An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more

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An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more

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An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more

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Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more





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