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"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! G... more

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"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2... more

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"Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, Id have to say that... more

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"Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, Id have to say that... more

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A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serv... more

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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upsid... more

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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll... more

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A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, a... more

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed t... more

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A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat... more

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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest... more

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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the ca... more

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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at... more

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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," as... more

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A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked... more

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A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the l... more

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A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtles one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are ban... more

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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even... more

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A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the... more

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A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didnt h... more

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As hes drinking his beer, wh... more

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A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now do... more

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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he... more

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A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the ba... more

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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weake... more

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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".... more

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A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "Im going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he ha... more

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A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells... more

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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two sho... more

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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The... more

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A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didnt smell very good. Finally he... more

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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Wh... more

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A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him b... more

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the repl... more

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A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bar... more

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A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? Whats wrong?""I found out my old... more

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A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, do... more

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a... more

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the barte... more

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a tim... more

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A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees th... more

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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for... more

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A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishe... more

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A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh pl... more

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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later... more

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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was pl... more

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A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a... more

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A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" a... more

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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why... more

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A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this gu... more





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