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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more

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"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more

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"Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more

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"My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more

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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more

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A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more

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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more

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BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more

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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more

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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more

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Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more

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Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more

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Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more

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Did you hear about the trees birthday? It was a sappy one!... more

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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do?... more

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For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more

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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find t... more

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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:... more

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Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more

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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more

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Home - A - Age Jokes"Thats an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my... more

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How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!... more

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more

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I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more

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Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more

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It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage... more

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Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more

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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more

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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more

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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more

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Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more

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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin... more

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing... more

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What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more

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What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more





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