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... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.... more

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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more

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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract... more

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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more

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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more

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A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor... more

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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached ther... more

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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats... more

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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade clas... more

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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on... more

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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse... more

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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confu... more

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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says tha... more

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympat... more

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a... more

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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her... more

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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!... more

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A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.... more

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment that s... more

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A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.... more

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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her... more

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A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."... more

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A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones... more

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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get so... more

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all... more

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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde jo... more

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A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc... more

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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde... more

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature... more

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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bath... more

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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossi... more

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A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,... more

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A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we dont sell to blo... more

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest... more

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and dis... more

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A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and t... more

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first... more

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy ne... more

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A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yell... more

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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blo... more

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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Ar... more

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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "Whats an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller L... more

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and... more

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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someon... more

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When... more

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A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.Her friend asks, "Everything ok with yo... more

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two gu... more

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.After the game he asked his girlfriend how she li... more

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A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that its empty, and goes... more

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A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with... more





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