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Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!... more

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!... more

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Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... more

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?Very rare-ly.... more

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How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... more

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!... more

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How did the jury find the hamburger?Grill-ty as charred!... more

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?They chew the fat.... more

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... more

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!... more

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How do we know burgers love young people?Theyre pro-teen!... more

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?They loin fast!... more

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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more

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How do you insult a hamburger patty?Call it a meatball!... more

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!... more

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How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... more

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How do you make a hamburger smile?Pickle it gently!... more

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How does a burger acquire good taste?With a little seasoning!... more

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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!... more

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How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... more

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How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions... more

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In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meate... more

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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!... more

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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!... more

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Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more

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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more

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What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, B... more

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge... more

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Hot dog!... more

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?Ive been flamed!... more

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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?Welcome back, Cutter!... more

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!... more

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!... more

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What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!... more

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!... more

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?Well, its back to the old grind!... more

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What do some burger eaters have?A Hardee appetite!... more

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, Burgers cant be cheesy!... more

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What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?A MEATing of the minds!... more

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?Its PAN-demonium!... more

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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!... more

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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold... more

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What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?Steak Me Out to the Ballgame!... more

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What happens when two burgers fall in love?They live together in holy meatrimony!... more

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What is a hamburgers favourite story?Hansel and Gristle!... more

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What is the hamburgers most familiar song?Home on the Range!... more

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What is the hamburgers motto?If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!... more

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.... more





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