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"Im not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to chec... more

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"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in s... more

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"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three... more

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?""I ought to be able to. Ive had ten different jobs in four mo... more

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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, sohe asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were... more

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A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance... more

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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his wa... more

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he su... more

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A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him... more

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A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the... more

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A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan offic... more

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A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While hes waiting, he... more

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A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. Hes crawling through the sand... more

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He low... more

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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well they feel a... more

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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employ... more

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A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of... more

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A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the ne... more

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A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which... more

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A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker... more

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more

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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who... more

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A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sittin... more

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A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his... more

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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a... more

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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,... more

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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake a... more

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According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, its getting worse... more

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After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control o... more

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American businessman was at a pier in a small coastalMexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. I... more

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An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.... more

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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh... more

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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh... more

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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered... more

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An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, Ship... more

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An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:"Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat... more

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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and prett... more

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An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.The man says, "Can you brew tea?"The Irishman says, "Yes.""Good. Can you d... more

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. T... more

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Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five m... more

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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "Thats because ther... more

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Boss: "Ive decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the wor... more

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughters college educati... more

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Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl... more

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Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "Im the one you want. On my last job, every time a... more

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Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international... more

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Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant,... more

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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a wantad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a veryn... more

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Im always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues.... more

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