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"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more

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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g... more

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure,"... more

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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what... more

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?... more

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For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a... more

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more

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How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !... more

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?Shes got that down in the mouth look !... more

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How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more

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How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !... more

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa... more

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more

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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more

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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream... more

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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more

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Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!... more

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more

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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!... more

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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude... more

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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.... more

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Q: Whats a cats favorite food? - A: Petatoes!... more

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Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more

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Q: Whats every cats favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!... more

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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!... more

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more

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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more

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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.... more

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Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more

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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more

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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!... more

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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears!... more

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Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: Theyre purr-fect!... more

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Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more

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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more

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What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !... more

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What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !... more

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What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more

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What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more

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What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !... more

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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !... more





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