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"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." Sh... more

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A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the... more

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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wro... more

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A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garb... more

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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all quest... more

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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Whats wrong ? asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, li... more

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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then so... more

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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, an... more

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A little boy went into a bakers How much are those cakes ? he asked Two for 25 cents, said the baker How much does one... more

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A little girl was next in line. My names Curtain, she said.I hope your first name is not Agnate ?No, its velvet !... more

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A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" sh... more

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A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continue... more

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A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across t... more

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A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cats tail.Hey you! he shouted, dont pull the cats tail !Im no... more

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mot... more

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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lords prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother.... more

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A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it... more

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wid... more

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A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The... more

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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so... more

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A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort L... more

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "Whats the m... more

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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happe... more

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Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher tol... more

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As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball."Is this yours" he asked"... more

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Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske... more

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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I dont think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says hell be a rich man wh... more

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Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more

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Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ?He ended up in a flea circus !... more

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Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ?He was dense and wet !... more

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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?Quick, said one, run ! B... more

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Eddies father called up to him, Eddie, if you dont stop playing that trumpet I think Ill go crazy!Eddy replied, I think... more

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Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more

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Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more

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Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Dont bother - Ill ask her myself.... more

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George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more

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Grandma: Youve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?G... more

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I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more

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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ?Sandra: No, I aint.Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not aint. Its I am n... more

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John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldnt afford one. So one day John came home clutchi... more

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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the diffe... more

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Little Johnnys class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men... more

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Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more

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Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more

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Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.... more

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Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, its part of my homework. If you take an eighth of a ca... more

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Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but dont show it to Dad. Hes been helping me !... more

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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spiri... more

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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her... more

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Mum, theres a man at the door collecting for the Old Folks Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?... more





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