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"Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."... more

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"Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My mo... more

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"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may b... more

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more

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A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new."An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, "More like an unlit ma... more

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more

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A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol... more

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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more

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A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes... more

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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, g... more

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A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great hon... more

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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think... more

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After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the... more

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All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some... more

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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lo... more

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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "wh... more

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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.... more

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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more

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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.... more

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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat... more

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College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more

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Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen h... more

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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remembe... more

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Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.... more

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Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?... more

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Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?... more

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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after grad... more

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to an... more

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.... more

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How do you get a Texas Tech seniors eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.... more

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How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.... more

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How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.... more

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.... more

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixtee... more

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Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits... more

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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to... more

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On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more

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Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... more

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Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Pos... more

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Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it... more

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Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached... more

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Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more

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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five y... more

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Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headl... more

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Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse g... more

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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more

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Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... more





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