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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more

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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more

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- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more

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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more

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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more

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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more

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A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more

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A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more

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A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more

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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more

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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more

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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more

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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more

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A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more

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A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more

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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more

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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more

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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more

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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more

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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more

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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more

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As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more

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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more

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Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more

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Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more

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Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more

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Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more

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Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more

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Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more

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Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more

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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more

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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more

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Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more

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Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more

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Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more

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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more





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