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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?... more

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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farme... more

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... more

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Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!... more

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just... more

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Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!... more

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!... more

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!... more

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How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!... more

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How did the calfs final exam turn out? Grade A!... more

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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down... more

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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!... more

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How do you make a milkshake?Give a cow a pogo stick.... more

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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!... more

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?Its a place of udder delight.... more

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I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn s... more

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I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!... more

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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!... more

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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"... more

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!... more

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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain... more

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !... more

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? Shell cream you!... more

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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!... more

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Is there big money in the cattle business?So Ive herd!... more

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Ive just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesnt that make the cow feel a little sheepish?... more

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Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more

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Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow... more

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock.... more

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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!... more

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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!... more

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That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Havent found the durn thing yet!... more

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What animals do you bring to bed?Your calves.... more

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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!... more

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What are the spots on black-and-white cows?Holstaines... more

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What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues... more

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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!... more

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What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?... more

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What did the calf say to the silo?"Is my fodder in there?"... more

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What did the cow wear to the football game?A Jersey.... more

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !... more

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cows nest!"... more

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!... more

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What do cows do for entertainment?They go to the mooooovies.... more

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What do cows do when theyre introduced? They give each other a milk shake!... more

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What do cows get when they are sick?Hay Fever... more

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?Mooney.... more

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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.... more

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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!... more

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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!... more





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