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"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent,... more

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"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I... more

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "He... more

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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes... more

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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve g... more

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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few... more

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A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain be... more

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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upp... more

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A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered "... more

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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: W... more

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Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... more

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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?... more

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At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).... more

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believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and g... more

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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining... more

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient:... more

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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"... more

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Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."... more

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Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.... more

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it co... more

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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forg... more

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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my bes... more

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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?...A month later he was picking his teeth... more

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Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more

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Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment... more

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Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of... more

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light... more

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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So... more

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Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.... more

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Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a den... more

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Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed... more

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Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more

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Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more

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Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more

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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more

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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more

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Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more

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Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more

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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more

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What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte... more

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. "... more

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... more

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back... more

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What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out? The dentist.... more

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What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !... more

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What do you call the Scottish dentist ?Phil McCavity !... more

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself... more

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What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... more

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... more





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