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A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more

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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more

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How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more

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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more

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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more

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How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more

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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more

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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more

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My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more

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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more

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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more

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Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more

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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more

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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more

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Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more

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What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more

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What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more

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What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more





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