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"Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more

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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road... more

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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fal... more

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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life."Its pretty good Pa. Th... more

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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more

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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy,... more

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A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, ho... more

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A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been he... more

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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more

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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more

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A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have yo... more

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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more

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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse... more

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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in t... more

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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in th... more

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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunn... more

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A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical proble... more

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A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his... more

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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more

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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared und... more

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A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside hi... more

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A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store an... more

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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farm... more

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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more

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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more

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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the f... more

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An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer... more

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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more

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An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give... more

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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck... more

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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more

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Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more

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Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... more

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Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more

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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more

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Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and... more

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Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for th... more

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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more

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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more

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Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won... more

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FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more

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How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more

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Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more

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Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more

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On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more





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