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"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more

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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.... more

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more

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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more

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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more

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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more

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A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more

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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.... more

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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more

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An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more

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And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more

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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more

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Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more

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Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more

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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more

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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more

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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?... more

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more

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Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more

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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more

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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more

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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more

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Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more

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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more

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Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more

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Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more

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How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more

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How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more

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How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more

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I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more

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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more

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Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more

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If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more

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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more

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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more

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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !... more





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