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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog... more

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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BU... more

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How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !... more

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How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !... more

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?They sit eggsaminations !... more

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Id like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.... more

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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the p... more

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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.... more

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Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!... more

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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."... more

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Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!... more

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What did one frog say.to the other? Times sure fun when youre having flies!... more

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What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !... more

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more

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What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !... more

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What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !... more

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What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !... more

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !... more

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !... more

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What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !... more

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What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.... more

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What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !... more

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !... more

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !... more

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !... more

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... more

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !... more

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What do you say if you meet a toad ? Warts new !... more

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What do you say if you meet a toad? Warts new?... more

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !... more

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... more

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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !... more

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What happens if you eat a hot frog ? Youll croak in no time !... more

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... more

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !... more

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Whats a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !... more

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Whats a frogs favourite game ? Its croak-et !... more

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Whats a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !... more

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !... more

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... more

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... more

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Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !... more

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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !... more

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When is a car like a frog ? When its becing toad !... more

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !... more

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !... more

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Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... more

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !... more





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