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A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with... more

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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking... more

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Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.... more

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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.... more

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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.... more

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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!... more

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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.... more

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Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer... more

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.... more

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How did the bootician style the ghosts hair? With a scare dryer!... more

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.... more

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.... more

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Knock KnockWhos there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! Im a ghost !... more

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One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in... more

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Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.... more

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Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."... more

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Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in... more

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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I cant think what possessed her.... more

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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.... more

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What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!... more

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What did one ghost say to another? Im sorry, but I just dont believe in people.... more

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What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!... more

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mothers Day?A booquet of flowers.... more

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when youre spooken to.... more

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?"Dont get your sheets dirty!"... more

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What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.... more

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What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.... more

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !... more

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!... more

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What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!... more

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.... more

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.... more

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.... more

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What do you call a ghost whos always sleeping? Lazy bones.... more

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?Hoblin Goblin.... more

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?Dr Spook.... more

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.... more

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo.... more

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What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.... more

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What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!... more

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.... more

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?The landlord said "Sorry, we dont serve spirits."... more

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What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.... more

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What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.... more

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What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.... more

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end.... more

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What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.... more

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Whats a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghosted.... more

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Whats the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts... more

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghouls Day... more





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