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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holiday... more

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"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"... more

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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.Well he should have got up earlier... more

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Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !... more

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How did Columbuss men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !... more

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How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did !What was that ?Went down in history !... more

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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !... more

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Im learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !... more

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself !... more

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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!... more

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Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more

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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !... more

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?Toga-ether we can rule the world !... more

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.... more

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?A knight light... more

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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !... more

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !... more

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?I dont know, I wasnt invited !... more

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have the as their middle names !... more

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?Dates !... more

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummys tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !... more

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What English King invented the fireplace ?Alfred the grate !... more

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?William the Corn-cutter!... more

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What was Camelot ?A place where people parked their camels !... more

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What was Camelot famous for ?Its knight life !... more

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What was King Arthurs favourite game ?Knights and crosses !... more

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !... more

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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !... more

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that... more

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When did Caesar reign ?I didnt know he reigned.Of course he did, didnt they hail him ?... more

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When were King Arthurs army too tired to fight ?When they had lots of sleepless knights !... more

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?On their feet !... more

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Where was the Magna Carta signed ?At the bottom !... more

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?Must have been a duck family A duck family ?Didnt you say there was a quack i... more

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Who invented King Arthurs round table ?Sir Circumference !... more

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?The second one !... more

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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?Old King Coal !... more

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Why did Arthur have a round table ?So no one could corner him !... more

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?He liked to chop and change !... more

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?He wanted Mark Antony !... more

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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?They wanted another excuse to watch football.... more

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?Because they didnt want to wait 40 years for a train !... more

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?So their soldiers didnt go around the bend !... more

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Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we werent listening the first time !... more

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?Because there were so many knights !... more

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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didnt think someone like you would give me a dollar.... more

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Youve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !... more





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