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"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and youll pro... more

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow mo... more

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A mean horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair... more

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church.He got colt feet... more

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As horses say to one another.Any friend of yours is a palomino!... more

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Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more

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Did you hear about Mike Tysons horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!... more

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!... more

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Did you hear about the depressed horse?He told a tale of whoa!... more

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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!... more

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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said "Neigh"... more

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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring th... more

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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!... more

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?... more

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didnt have enough money tabaccer!... more

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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?He still lacked common and horse!... more

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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!... more

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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!... more

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!... more

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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"Who wrote it?Major Bumsore... more

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!... more

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!... more

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How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!... more

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How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!... more

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How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.... more

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!... more

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How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!... more

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!... more

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!... more

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.... more

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What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!... more

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What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!... more

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?Fiddler on the hoof!... more

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What do you call a horse thats been all around the world?A globe-trotter!... more

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!... more

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!... more

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!... more

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What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.... more

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!... more

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.... more

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!... more

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What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!... more

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What goes "Clip"?A one legged horse!... more

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!... more

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What happened to Lady Godivas horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!... more

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!... more

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!... more

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!... more

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What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.... more

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What is a horses favourite sport?Stable tennis!... more





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