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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from... more

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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you dont eat all your cotton, you wont get any satin."... more

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Boy: Whats the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, its an elephant. Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt... more

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Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !... more

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First Caribou: What do you call a bee that cant make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.... more

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First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!... more

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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... more

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First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.... more

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How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.... more

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !... more

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !... more

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How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.... more

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How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !... more

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!... more

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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !... more

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How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !... more

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?Start from scratch !... more

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !... more

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How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !... more

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How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, hell be de-lighted !... more

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How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.... more

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How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesnt have a web he had a website !... more

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How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea - go... more

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How does a queen bee get around her hive ?Shes throne !... more

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?A humdred !... more

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How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !... more

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How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !... more

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If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.... more

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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl... more

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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" sa... more

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One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."... more

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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?... more

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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to... more

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Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?A: A buzzness suit!... more

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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.... more

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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.... more

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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more

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Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.... more

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What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !... more

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What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !... more

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What bee is good for your health ?Vitamin bee !... more

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What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !... more

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What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youv... more

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What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !... more

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?... more

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?... more

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What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !... more

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !... more

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?Swarm here isnt it !... more





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