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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more

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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more

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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more

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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more

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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more

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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more

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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more

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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more

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A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more

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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more

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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more

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A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more

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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more

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A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more

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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more

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A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more

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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more

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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more

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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more

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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more

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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more

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First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more

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Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more

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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more

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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more

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If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more

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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more

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In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more

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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more

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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more

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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more

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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more

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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more

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The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more

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The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more

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What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more

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What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more

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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more





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