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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discuss... more

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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it werent for my money, the ho... more

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Tryin... more

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A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.... more

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I... more

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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the L... more

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A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio,... more

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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find... more

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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy... more

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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a bl... more

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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamb... more

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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more

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Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more

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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving so... more

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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "... more

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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more

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Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!... more

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Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should gi... more

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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: Thats what Im afraid of... more

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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.... more

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How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.... more

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.... more

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How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.... more

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How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.... more

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How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor.... more

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How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.... more

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.... more

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How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets... more

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I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more

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I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more

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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because i... more

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g... more

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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat.... more

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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would yo... more

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If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?A dollar.... more

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If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.... more

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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should... more

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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more

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Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !... more

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My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.... more

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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked.Im looking for my dollar bill, Ma... more

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Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.... more

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Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)... more

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Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the o... more

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The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.... more

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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "Im not paying," said the duck. "Ive on... more

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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote... more

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Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.... more

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.... more





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