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1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more

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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more

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A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more

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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more

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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more

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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more

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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more

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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more

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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more

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Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more

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Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more

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Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more

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Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more

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Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more

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Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more

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Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more

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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more

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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more

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FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more

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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more

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First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more

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FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more

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First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more

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First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more

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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his... more

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Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more

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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more

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FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more

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Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more

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Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more

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How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more

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How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more

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How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more

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How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more

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How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more

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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more

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HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more

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If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more

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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more

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Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more

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Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more

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Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more





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