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"Grandma, why dont you drink tea anymore?" "I dont like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."... more

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"Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more

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A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.... more

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A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee... more

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A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more

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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more

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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more

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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more

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A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up... more

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A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more

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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more

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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldnt help noticing how happy you look," she... more

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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In... more

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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more

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An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more

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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more

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An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure no... more

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An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.... more

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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porc... more

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An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more

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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the... more

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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more

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Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more

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Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I cant tell. There are too many wrinkles."... more

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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more

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Fred: I havent slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Whys that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in... more

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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked fiv... more

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How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.... more

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How can you tell that youre getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!... more

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... more

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How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but weve had him a long time.... more

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Ive sure gotten old. Ive had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.... more

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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more

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My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more

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One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the spe... more

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One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. Th... more

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One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lady of the house answers.... more

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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became vi... more

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Perhaps you know why women over fifty dont have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left the... more

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Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?A: She wanted to rock and roll... more

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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was a... more

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Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more

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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the mansoldest friend... more

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The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they... more

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There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for t... more

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