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A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "Theres a bunch of little... more

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A pigs favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.... more

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All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I dont believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.... more

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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".... more

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Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldnt get it off the ground. .... more

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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mothers day? What did they do? They threw a sowpri... more

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Did you hear about the pigs vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears a... more

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Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.... more

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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.... more

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Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? Its pretty dull.... more

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Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.... more

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Doctor, doctor, Ive got a little sty.Then youd better buy a little pig.... more

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FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!... more

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FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses... more

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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.... more

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? Theyre the ones with the little red hats.... more

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.... more

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.... more

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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!... more

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a ver... more

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How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!... more

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.... more

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How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.... more

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I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look whats happened. Theyve eaten all the dates off my calendar!... more

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If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig t... more

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If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.... more

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Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that storys just a lot of hogwash.... more

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Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, its theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.... more

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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more

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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more

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MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof!... more

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Name the pigs favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.... more

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Pigs dont look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmers ear?... more

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Pigs explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.... more

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SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: Id rather have three cakes and one candle.... more

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Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.... more

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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.... more

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The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.... more

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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because youve been put in my class, theres no need to think you can take lib... more

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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.... more

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.... more

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What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?"Im afraid thats all going to waist."... more

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."... more

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Dont tell the farmer. He might charge us ext... more

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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.... more

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share... more

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."... more

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"... more

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."... more

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "Thats the end of me!"... more





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