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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more

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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more

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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more

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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more

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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more

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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I... more

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A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin... more

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi... more

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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to w... more

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more

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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more

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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student... more

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more

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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second lar... more

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!... more

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more

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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !... more

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.... more

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more





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