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"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed Im sure ", replied the snake !... more

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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...cant see well these days". The Doc fixes him up... more

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Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.... more

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a python.Oh you cant get round me like that, you know.... more

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Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didnt think so, you wouldnt be able to grasp it !sna... more

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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.... more

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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(A jump rope)"... more

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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey an... more

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What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !... more

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !... more

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !... more

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Dont asp me !... more

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, Ill just have a sliver !... more

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What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !... more

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !... more

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !... more

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What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !... more

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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna... more

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What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !... more

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until hes finished.... more

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !... more

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna... more

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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.... more

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna... more

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !... more

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !... more

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.... more

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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !... more

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !... more

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.... more

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What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !... more

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !... more

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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !... more

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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !... more

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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !... more

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !... more

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !... more

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !... more

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What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !... more

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What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !... more

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !... more

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What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !... more

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Whats a pythons favourite pop group ? Squeeze !... more

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Whats a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !... more

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Whats a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !... more

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Whats a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !... more

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Whats a snakes favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !... more

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Whats a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!... more

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Whats long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !... more

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Whats the best thing about deadly snakes ? Theyve got poisonality !... more





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